What do you call having the body of a captain while staying warm and cozy at the same time? Living. The. Dream. With the Anything But Ugly Sweatshirt you can walk into that holiday sweater party with your head held high and your knee in the air.
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You’d never let them catch you with your pants down, so don’t let them see you out of the pose. Clean up, then dry off with the Captain’s Pose Towel. Also doubles as a blanket, curtain, flag, and swaddling cloth.
Oh ship! Too many captains ordered this, so we're out of stock. Don't leave empty handed - shop all holiday now.
Because putting on pants is harder than it looks, especially during the holiday season. Wake up, throw on your Captain Funsie Onesie, and never take it off. Perfect for eating in, opening presents, watching holiday movies, and shoveling the driveway. We recommend removing before showering, but that one’s up to you. ** Limited quantity available in all sizes