Believe it or not, Captains know a thing or two about style. The eye patch? An iconic, unique accessory. Captain trousers? Fitting, yet shows off your legs in the best way. We’ve decided that we needed a fanny pack to really bring the “aye” in aye, aye Captain! Of course, it isn’t your ordinary, 1984 jazzercise looking fanny pack. It’s a Captain fanny pack for the modern Captain. You can put your keys, phone, or even your wildest dreams in it - although we don’t recommend you use it to contain those precious things. Not only can it fit your knicks and knacks, but it comes with sunglasses, Captain tattoos, and Captain mustaches - you know, just in case you ever run out out of mustaches. It’s basically the fanny pack that keeps on giving!